Doctor: Here at the hospital, we treat people for various
sicknesses. Due to modern technology brought to us by various
high-salaried engineers, we have expensive devices to cure people
of diseases, which we could do before anyway, for much more! This
allow us to us charge exorbitant fees for our medical services and steal
money from people's Medicare accounts to line our pockets. Luckily,
the germs we cure in the hospital are stored away so we can get more
people sick, which in turns brings in more sick people.
Kyle: Whoa, that's kicks ass! I wanna be a doctor too!
Stan: Yeah, me too, dude.
Cartman: So, because medical treatments cost so much,
you never have to treat poor people like Kenny here. Sweet!
Kenny punches Cartman in the face.
Cartman: Hey! #$@*&$@#&*!